I AM WEB LEOPARD!!

I took the BBC web personality test that was really very tedious. After analyzing your answers and performance in the (blasted) games, it assigns a web animal to you and I was quite satisfied to get LEOPARD.

Pictured: Me

"I hunt for information in the wild that is the Web- alone. I stalk my prey, the information I need, and with a strike as fast as a mouse-click I subdue the unsuspecting antelope with my fangs, a Wikipedia page about Kraft Miracle Whip. I tear chunks of flesh from the creature satiating my hunger- my thirst for knowledge on mayo substitutes. I am the Web leopard." -Wacky Torres